One of the finest pieces of writing about a disgraced farmhand I've ever read.

He can play while appealing

Dear Aaron,

@donovanjmcnab Will Riley Cooper be excused from Eagles team activities so he can seek counseling? What do you think? 2m

"I certainly left it all on the field and frankly, I wouldn’t change a thing." - Blue II

The Bad Food Bears

I've never known a bear to be this proactive. It's a great career transition for him — he's a forager-cum-dumpster diver.

It's not quite like rooting for the crotch on AFHV, because if that show has taught me anything, it's that the crotch usually gets hits.

See, it's funny. But it's also sexy.

Really, Jesus and A-Rod are a lot alike - more so than you'd think.

Interestingly enough for us history buffs out there, Thomson's grandfather, Bill was stationed on the USS Slater in the North Atlantic and was the semaphore operator who sent the famous message "U-boats in area, banana butt head monkeywrench torpedo underpants" that ended Germany's harassment of Allied shipping.

Who are you people? Where's Uwe?

He should have known something was up when the guard handed him a TMZ legal pad .

After being burned on the basketball court for 14 years, it's good to see Craig give back a little.

Like Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "great spelling does not make up for a bad tie"

goddammit

Trebek: And the category for Final Jeopardy! is "People". And the clue is:

Here's what's going to become of the kid when he grows up

I don't think the word "buff" should ever be used to describe Sklyer.

Thanks, Obama!