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Sadly, the Opening Ceremonies dragged on for days as organizers mistook some stranded blind competitors' pleas for help as requests to keep playing "Who Let The Dogs Out?".

The only people that have a right to complain about the Bobcats being ranked #16 after switching divisions are the 17th-ranked Georgetown Hoyas.

Price: D-Man, your little guy's out of the barn door, got it?

I don't know, "Yellow band guy never to be heard from again" sounds like music to my ears.

Hey, don't knock ice farts. They've been the only thing keeping Rob Van Winkle warm for years.

We're!

Fortunately, this affords Jack even more time for his true passion, traveling. Word has it that he's already living the tourist dream in Sandals.

It's nice that cameras were finally able to capture a Crow shooting blanks.

MKM Meat-Up DUAN!

/smashes watermelon

No idiot, because they are both dead!

Signing "Up?" is also how Gallaudet students tried to figure out who Joe Paterno was when he made a surprise visit to their campus!!1!

The site also simulated a fight between "Rome" and another famous man, peppering it with tennis references. Fortunately, the site didn't need an impersonator for the other voice, as Martina Navratilova was happy to get some work.

+1 big penis

Poor guy, I guess when Head On didn't work for his headaches he figured he'd try head off.

Those Papst brothers are nothing but a bunch of money hungry pussies. I'm confident that once this reaches the courts, we'll all find out that this is nothing more than a smear campaign.

Poor kid - he almost definitely finished last with just a 1.83 meter throw.

[Joe doing his late night shaving]

Someone's a gloomy Gus! Been working too hard down at the ol' factory?