This should come as no surprise, as the Hand of God has always been involved in South American soccer.

End it like Beckham

That's really sweet. But him flaunting his perfectly intact finger on national television sort of undermines the sentiment.

Needless to say, the weapon was not a jump shot.

Gold was always unrealistic for Team Russia. Send them to Mesopotamia to dig for bronze.

If I am not mistaken, the generally accepted ratio of volunteering hours to woman punching is 150:1. Which is just absurd when you consider that the charitable giving to woman punching ratio is $100,000:1. But I guess you have to adjust for the market.

Hmm, didn't think a negative article would come out on Deadspin about Ray Rice. Ya know, cuz he's black.

In the end, Martin felt his only option was to walk away from a realm so unfamiliar and hostile.

"I got next"

I feel terrible for the guy. With such a close-knit, upstanding locker room, there's no way the Ravens will take a chance on a questionable deviant like Michael Sam.

This is the farthest Rice has carried a pile in years.

Once again Rice putting it on the ground when it matters most.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

Leave Darren Sproles alone.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

I'm proud to live in a world where watching overweight gentlemen pile on top of a pretty girl isn't taboo.

Big whoop. My wife's been carrying my balls for years.

I agreed with you right up until that line about "a white guy blaming black guys." Let's face it, the majority of the coaches in the upper levels of basketball are white, while the players are predominantly black. Are we to assume that any time one of these coaches criticizes his players, he's just guilty of exposing…