At what point is this the Olympic Committee's fault and not, you know, Russia's?

A lot of thing will be fixed in this match. Zimmerman's face, however, will hopefully need to be fixed after.

Huh, from what I've heard about Shaun White, I'd figure he'd prefer big bumps between rails.

Dogs are awesome. I mean, after a long day of covering open manholes, double-toilets, and face-eating tap water, you can always count on pushing open your knob-less hotel room door and having one of these little guys run up tail-a-waggin' to lick your face before wandering out into the street and getting it's head…

Just imagine how much it would have been if everyone stayed for the 4th quarter.

This is the second best "dangerously high off the glass" story of the week.

A jerk-off such as this should know that nobody watches a 15 minute video without clicking around for the good parts.

I'm new here, but I think I can speak for everyone on this— please go back to Yahoo.

It seemed to me the female reporter brought it back to hockey, which is even better in my eyes.

Kudos to the reporter steering the interview back to hockey so we didn't have to watch a grown man sob in front of twenty microphones.

T-Mobile mixed technology with religion way better.

I thought Casino's Law was you only get free drinks if you have chips on the table.

"It's the drug baseball deserves, but not the one it needs right now." - Batman, on steroids.

The same thing happens in Chicago, seeing as Bears get really bored this time of year.

Russetts, Yukons, Sweets, Spuds, Hashbrowns, Mr. Potato Head, Yams, Tots,
Fingerlings, Shoestrings, Steak, Curlies.
We go by many names. The one name we don't...

Parody Wide Receiver on Parody Football Team Makes Parody Advertisement

The New York On-Court-Protest-Bonfires.

That guy wouldn't know gay if it sat next to him in a double-toilet stall.

"It's like, nobody buys a round trip ticket to Bristol."

[Goes platinum]