I bet it hurt to type this one out. 

No one is more obsessed with Elon Must and Tesla than Jalopnik. 

Jalopnik: Obsessesd with... Elon Musk.

God you guys are tiresome, I’m down to about one visit a month and every single time I can count on some broke ass writer bitching about Tesla. Get a fucking life you losers.

Fucking idiot, over a registration.

It’s awesome that it’s dead.

Getting submitted while having your opponent in guard is as white belt as it gets, but BJJ is hard af, props to him for getting on the mats.

You guys never cease to amaze. Another story that dropped today is that the Model Y is the best selling car in America, but either that’s not pertinent to your shitty site or it doesn’t fit you shitty site’s narrative.

Because I’ve already read everything on thedrive.com

I support unions, am 1000% am behind Amazon workers in their pursuit of a better work environment, and also have a knee jerk it’s-probably-bullshit reaction to anything newsworthy that you fucking clown shoes talk about.

Lucid is fucked, Fisker is fucked, Rivian only might be fucked.

Right, the guys starting fires and ramming cars are victims. Got it.

Are you FUCKING kidding me? YOU are the reason, YOU.

You sound like Jordan Peterson.

OMG WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH OUR FATASSES 

This is a cool vehicle with a lot of things going for it, but the looks ain’t one. 

“I’m not impressed by a car that can do a sub ten second quarter mile because I’m just that cool.”

Missed that one:

2005 SRT-4 orange and unmolested.

Fuck. You.