If you want to be taken ‘srsly,’ please spell out the words you are using.

Just wait til I post the picture of my cleavage upon my return next week. Pretty much the same thing, only the beard is covering up parts of it. That and all the chest hair.

Well, Kotaku’s the wrong site to go to if you’re expecting professionalism.

Also the fact that it’s the *only* JRPG on Xbox One/PS4 to date.

Good God, you can't literally be this stupid. Are you like 8 years old? My brother is a cop, so I'm siding with him. That's your defense? Really that's how you inform your opinions? Let's break it down shall we, what EX-Officer Slager did was criminal (yes cops can be criminals too). In the real world, we have a thing…

it's impossible to understate how poorly this stuff reflects on the US to outsiders. a while ago I had someone from Kenya ask me about all the cop shootings going on back home, saying how horrible it is. you know things are bad when someone from Kenya shows you sympathy for shit happening in your home country.

This is the definition of paying people what they are worth. Enough to get by without draining on public resources, and tools to properly use the job as the stepping stool it’s SUPPOSED to be. *applause*

Lol wait how are we ranking the skills needed and labor exerted at various jobs?

Dick’s Drive In around the Seattle area is also a good one. They pay above minimum, give insurance, and have programs to help students pay for school/or pay for daycare. Plus they give to charity. I did my college capstone project on their business practices. I think they start around $10+, but I’m not up to date on…

“...HD remasters of the original films completely unaltered.”

Down B is love, Down B is life.

Came here for the first sentence describing Destiny, was not disappointed. Cheers.

No, I said it’s a risky type of performance. You run the risk of simply being offensive, but doing nothing more than simply taking on the appearance of another race. In the case of Chappelle or Eddie Murphy or RDJ, they are making larger commentaries on society as well as racism, instead of merely adopting the…

I Raise you

"regardless of age" is the part where I knew you were fucking psychotic.

After my awful experience with an older, similarly massive Asus laptop, I can't trust them or the concept of a gaming laptop at all anymore. It was supposed to be the best of its time, handling every game on the market without breaking a sweat. Between the specs just not supporting that concept, and Asus stock thermal…

Uh... no, you really can't unsee that.

"Heyyyy Kojima, how's it hangin'.

I learned that it's a chore uploading a 4 GB Resident Evil fansite in the early 2000s with a 128 Kbp/s modem and an upload-speed of 16 kbytes/s.