I'd totally warp back again. I am that guy.

My wife and I long ago decided that the single most pressing issue we had was tv control.

Of course it will release. But i can almost guarantee it will be underwhelming

I'm ok with racist white murricans being stuck with what they hate.

Nope, not falling for it ;).

because I've grown weary of arguing with people, and have become an old and bitter man at the age of 23. Saying I hate you is easier. And I don't have time to argue on the internet anymore. So, eventually I'm hoping to just stop even responding.

I was interested in Demon's Souls when it came out, and thought that having to take everything slow and perfect my approach would work for me. But the fifth time I had to climb a staircase knowing exactly when and where a skeleton would pop out behind a piece of rubble ruined it for me. I like games where I can…

Beating a game on hard when you know you have a choice of easy is just self abuse. Beating a game on hard when hard is the only choice is epic.

The core component of these games is through trial and error, you overcome great obstacles and challenges and are rewarded emotionally, mentally, and spiritually (Praise the sun!) None of this would be possible with an "easy mode." It's their design philosophy and changing it would change the game entirely for…

I love the Air Max '95, but I got a tiny pinhole in the air bubble and it completely deflated. Now it sounds like a duck quacking when walking.

God I remember back in the day getting those Air Jordan's in the mail. Good times.

That message was...

Boy do I feel sorry for them...

This game is gonna' kick major ass; I'm impressed by the sizes of the maps here.

After that, you can roam pretty far and find some rad (albeit unintended) secrets, like this giant goddamn dinosaur:

Great. Now another thing that will postpone me playing Type-0.

No, I don't want to wander in the sewer maze again.

"Maybe I'll buy this game if it ever loses its subscription. I also would be interested in FFXIV if it lost its subscription"

Ooh, that's a tough one to recommend. While the game has a great story, it has aged very poorly. Not just the graphics, but a high random encounter rate, long dungeons that don't advance the plot at all, and a run time of 80ish hours. Just be warned: It's a great game, but it's not a good game.

Yet he still can't tell our gender or even remember the name of his own grandson.