Ed_Becerra
Ed_Becerra
Ed_Becerra

Just to be clear: we set the white house on fire long before you decided to elect Trump to do it.

This is the guy who’s one cheeseburger/impeachment/syphilitic stroke away from the Presidency.

I couldn’t close my eyes with that thing staring at me from across the room. Otherwise, it would be good for carpool lanes.

I must have faith in their incompetence!

This is why I’m not in full panic mode about this administration. If they were actually, like, smart and stuff, I’d be worried about a fascist takeover. But shit, they’re the biggest bunch of morons ever. Scooby Doo has encountered more capable villains.

This is the correct take. In the last 2-3 days they’ve finally realized exactly how fucked they are. (Well, maybe everyone except Trump realizes how fucked they are—apparently no one dares tell Trump anything he doesn’t want to hear). Anyway, shit is going to hit the fan in the next week or two. Best case scenario

His name is my name too! Whenever I go out, the people always shot, there goes Bob gurgleflurglecan’tsayit

Well, thaaaaanks a bunch. NOW I have “Bo~ob Traaansgend’r Fetus Climate Change” stuck in my head.

Since Asst Attorney General Rosenstein says he won’t fire Mueller without cause, does this mean he gets fired first? As far as I can tell, AG Sessions is recused and can’t fire him.

I would believe that if there wasn’t the precedent of Nixon. Senators have to know that they’ll be measured against their Watergate counterparts, and “you’ll get primaried by a Tea Party pedophile” has to be less frightening than “children will learn about your role in starting the Second Civil War.”

Heh. You can even sing it to the tune of “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.”

Mueller should change his name to Robert Transgender Fetus Climate Change and really put Trump in a Catch-22.

That’s correct. It’s what Nixon did that was sort of a last straw that led congress to basically tell Nixon if he didn’t resign, they were going to vote to impeach and remove him from office.

It isn’t “adventuresome”. Transition teams are notified that their communications may be monitored and should not be considered private. What Mueller did was entirely legal and proper.

My mom and I are spending the weekend together. I’m the only liberal in a family of southern conservatives that think Trump is THE FUCKING BEST. We were driving in the car and my son out of the blue says “Trump is a racist and a sexist. He hates people that aren’t white and he hates women.” (He’s seven and has been