And now that army’s suffering from desertions left and right. :)

Flee the country, of course.

Yes, but hunting is approved of, silencers for hunting rifles are legal (impressive adverts, one goes on about “My daddy ISN’T deaf because he uses a Brand X silencer on his rifle”), social support is excellent and hey, Trump probably would refuse to live there, so SCORE!

*shrugs*

Seems perfectly obvious to me - the man enjoys a well-rounded thigh.

Hominy grits?

You just need to add more bread. Two more slices of bun, to separate the three patties from each other, and there you go.

Well, I have to admit, after years spent at Mt. Saint Vincent’s school in Denver (hard-core Catholic school with nuns), I still have trouble nearly fifty years later trying to eat if/when two of my food items touch one another.

I DO wish they’d bring back the old Sunbeam Coney Island Hot Dog Steamer. It did single dogs nicely. I used mine for twenty years before it broke. Granted, it’s not the same as grilling, but in these days of necessary isolation, a nice steamed dog and a hot steamed bun are wonderful comfort food.

I DO wish they’d bring back the old Sunbeam Coney Island Hot Dog Steamer. It did single dogs nicely. I used mine for…

I can’t get to the liquor store or the grocery store at the moment, you evil, evil tasty-drink-creating person, you. :D

That... actually sounds a lot like the old-school automats.

Just give me a way to migrate all that spare body hair to my scalp, and I’ll be happy. My scalp (and the rest of me) would thank you. :)

Just give me a way to migrate all that spare body hair to my scalp, and I’ll be happy. My scalp (and the rest of me)…

Indeed. Last year, a local store had a sale on bulk bottles (a quart each) of liquid hand soap with triclosan (to get rid of them), so I stocked up. A little glass pump bottle near the bathroom and kitchen sinks, and an Alexa reminder to wash my hands.

They’re also a cheap and effective way of protecting the screen of your phone. I have a giveaway koozie that I put my phone in every night when I go to bed. My old Alcatel phone would fit into one entirely, while my newer LG Stylus 3 mostly fits.

What they mean is “RICH people will have to wait months for a doctor”. Which, to them, is something that cannot be born. “I have money, I should get to go to the head of the line automatically! Otherwise, what’s money FOR?!”

There’s a partial way around that. There is an account that you’re allowed to stash... I think it’s no more than $15,000 a year, and none of it is counted against your threshold. By law. Flip side is, you can only spend it on medical-related items. I saw it here, and thought I’d bookmarked the article, but it’s not in…

Thank you. If any good came of it, it’s that it illustrates just how power-drunk the little people in the TSA have become. I noted that even though there was a toll-free phone number for contacting the office in the State of (Redacted) in charge of granting permission to transport human remains - hell, the number was…

I got yelled at because I was flying home with a vial of my SO’s ashes (it was cancer. :( ). I had all the appropriate paperwork for transporting human cremated remains. First I was accused of trying to smuggle drugs (because hey, powdery gray dust, absolutely MUST be drug-related, right?), then it changed to…

One who thinks “He’s waving money in my face if I’ll do this. SOLD!”

IIRC, that’s also the house with the hot-tub where Ken and Roberta would tub it with friends while brainstorming new games. And according to the book Hackers, swimsuits were... optional. ;)