Because I can guess what the reaction would be if I made a joke about this. A woman was murdered.

I thought it was in Florida before finishing the article, because the state name is in the headline.

Burninating the peasants and the THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!

That part isn't explained very well, but I assumed it was time travel. They talk about going to kill Comstock while he's in the crib, which means they must be planning on opening a tear through time or that wouldn't be possible. Then they arrive at the baptism so I just kinda figured they'd done that. Elizabeth has…

The coin flip always comes up heads. But later on you're given a choice between necklaces. And when I picked the Bird...Lucete commented he was hoping he'd pick Cage.

Well yeah, but I think the implication was that DeWitt lets himself get baptized as Comstock but lets Elizabeth drown him meaning any Comstock would have never existed. It is then left up for interpretation a bit that maybe DeWitt himself survived because the DeWitt that didn't accept baptism would have never been…

Attempt to resolve the issue through legal channels, not mob mentality. What do you want? A constitutional amendment reaffirming that 'Yeah, we're cool with Athiests'?

This is true, but going into a room and seeing that doesn't give me an indication of if they are good or not. With this ranking system, if I see a 130, I know they'll suck, lol...man I used to be good at Halo :( DAMN YOU ADULT LIFE!

Yeah! Some of them wear rouge, dammit!

I don't think George's statement about papal infallibility is correct. The concept of papal infallibility only applies to statements made "ex cathedra," and there's a variety of conditions which must be met for a statement to be considered as such. In fact, a pope might go his entire career without making a statement…

Much more qualified biologists than work for the Vatican are proponents of theistic evolution. Francis Collins is the most prominent today, but Arthur Peacocke, Alister McGrath, Martin Nowak, Ken Miller, etc, are all up there. Robert Bakker is pretty awesome too. Even going back to the roots of evolutionary theory,…

Wow, i09 is publishing the small minded musings of an individual that that cannot accept the possibility that evolution can be tool of something greater than his own hubris. Humanity is dimished. Bring on the reviews of science fiction media. Check your political and religious rantings and misgivings at the door.

The divine involvement can be a very distant connection. For example, God can be responsible for the underlying architecture of the universe. For example, God can be the reason why physics exists in the first place. A common idea is that the big bang occurred with the foreknowledge that galaxies, solar systems,…

Again, let me reiterate that I am not personally offended. I'm merely analyzing what's happening in this film, and I believe there is reason to suggest that it is guilty of stereotyping, whether or not it is malicious in intent. Further, I never claimed to be an expert on any issue.. I'm simply looking at the facts.