Aren't you just a bag of fun.

Congratulations. This is now the most idiotic article ever posted on Kotaku.

I'm not going to get much sleep on March 11.

This was actually... Fairly accurate. And screw canon, Solaire is Gwyn's firstborn.

Sadly, my current PC won't be able to handle it. Anybody else going Xbox 360 on this one? Seems like most are either going PC or PS3, I'm hoping the Xbox community isn't empty.

"Hard sell." I see what you did there.

Wha- I must play this game.

Is it really a condemnation of Japanese society? I wouldn't know from reading your article. I certainly know how people /responded/ to the commercial from what you've relayed to us, but that's about all you've done. Is ATM-papa's family reflective of messed-up gender roles that dominate in Japanese culture? Or is…

That dialogue they sampled was awful.

I'm shocked they even thought they could get away with that in the first place.

Yeah, I gave up after the first episode. I'll be less diplomatic and say that I found the humor to be pretty juvenile at best.

I swear he touched those piranha plants in World 4.

It bothers me that you know that.

So, the name... Did they come up with that hoping that people would stumble across it looking for True Blood?

I, for one, applaud him for his concern for consumer health.

You know the part above where they said last gen consoles couldn't handle the wildlife and other necessary parts of the game? The Wii U is essentially last gen in its processing power.

I'm ok with Sonic's scarf and physique, but the bandages are stupid. Knuckles is just... No. No no no.

Seriously Fahey? You too? STOP WITH THE CINEMA SINS!

I read Wilson's article, and while I admit that I'm a bit disappointed by some of these features, they're pretty much all optional. I don't have to fast travel, I don't have to use the engraved ring, and I don't need to worry about voice chat if I don't like it. Problem solved? It's gonna be balls hard no matter…

Never went with a female Shepard on my two play-throughs, but I imagine Hale did a better job than Meer. He was too emotionless and stilted.