Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

“Engineer wouldn’t sign off due to common sense”....and that’s why you don’t need no engineer for anything involving duck tape or a similar product. Did the guy that invented the bullet resistant vest ask an engineer if shooting himself while wearing a prototype alone in the desert was a good idea? No. Did the Wright…

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I tried FiberFix. I was on the toilet ALL THE TIME.

Many people are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. Smart people, the best people, are saying Donald Trump funds NAMBLA. I myself do not know if Donald Trump funds NAMBLA, but I would very much like for there to be research into Donald Trump funding NAMBLA, if indeed Donald Trump funds NAMBLA.

Correction: They didn’t take the sound away from the Ferrari. The Ferrari self-immolating took the sound away from the Ferrari.

What’s The Ideal Amount Of Horsepower For You?

Beautiful! That’s easily the best Volvo P1800 replica I’ve ever seen…

With all the Ted Cruz coverage on Gawker, I thought that nose looked kinda familiar…

Another explanation could be Spotlight indexing when iOS is updated. Then when indexing finishes, it goes back to normal which explains the drop-off.

Honestly, some commenter once or twice ordered me not to post anymore Yoko tweets and I don’t like being told what to do, so here we are.

Speak for yourself, I now know that you can get clown shoes with a single continuous lace loop built into them.

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This is one of the most uninformative informative videos I have ever seen.

To be fair, has anyone named Crystal ever exceeded our expectations?

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

LOL this is why my mom friends and I have a secret Facebook group where we can vent about how we shackle our kids to hot radiators, I mean, deal with stress.

For someone who is so convinced that we're all concern-trolling older mothers (we're really not, FWIW), you sure do feel comfortable concern-trolling fat mothers, poor mothers, drug-using mothers, uneducated mothers...

You do need to relax.

it's just how it goes sometimes...