Infant mortality was due to a lot of things, I don't think it's safe to assume physical activity on the part of the mother was one of those things.

You made me wanna pump my fist. I didn't. But I wanted to.

My wife and I were avid skiers and we would ski together while she was full-on preggers. People would stare and comment, like "aren't you afraid you'll hurt the baby"? And she would be all "I'm more afraid my pants are going to fall down, do you know how hard it is to find maternity ski pants?" which is what she said…

The average human being is only 3 missed meals away from revolution.

She's by far the best thing about that show. I'm not a big fan, but my wife watched it, thus I did too. She is the only 'real' person in a universe populated with soap opera characters.

I have really shitty taste, because I love me some Stephen King. The guy has more consistently entertained me over the last 25 years than any other person except perhaps Spielberg.

Red light cameras have been shown in DOT studies to increase accident rates due to people slamming on their brakes to prevent getting tickets. More rear-end collisions, more damages, more injuries, more costs.

Bioshock. They had my money with the first images I ever had of that game.

Thatz not ok.

You are going to die someday.

That was my favorite spot in the car!

HL3 will be used to showcase some new and cutting edge tech. They'll dust off Gordon Freeman once they feel they have something new and novel to show. Otherwise, it'll just be another shooter in a sea of shooters.

So basically, it looks almost exactly like this.

Yeah, let's put a blanket over both myself and my infant in Texas in August. Makes sense.

Ah, gad. I am only a couple of years out of medical residency, so I make a great salary, but I have student loans that are the equivalent of a mortgage, my wife had Hodgkin's and despite having insurance, i still owe tens and tens of thousands of dollars for her cancer treatments.

I'm thinking Citroen, but that's a wild-assed guess.

I bought rechargeable batteries. Two sets. One in the charger, one in the swing.

Wait, she's an art student driving a Panamera? Don't get used to that type of free-wheeling lifestyle, babycakes. Mommy and Daddy won't live forever, you know. Have you thought about corporate finance? I think they would have a place for someone with your particular set of skills....

Harm a person, get a pittance. Harm a corporation, now that's a serious offense there, fella.

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