You have been played.

Was that the one with Gene Simmons as the villain?

Could I continue to wear this watch while being in the MRI suite, or is the band and/or casing ferrous?

I don't know you, but you have my empathy and sorrow for your situation.

Agreed. The perpetual attitude is that if the victim isn't as pure as the driven snow, she had it comin'.

What I get from the first moments of the video is this:

If she isn't careful, she's going to take an arrow to the elbow.

This is some of the worst purple prose I've ever had to sift through. Reading should be pleasurable. You make it into work.

NO.

I wish I could grasp a sense of scale in this pic. I bet if it were possible to stand on the site the picture was taken, it would be quite impressive.

What? I...Wait, what!?

Something got against this truck, but it wasn't a key. The end points are uniform. They create a straight line running top to near-bottom. All 4 of the center scratches describe and object that tracks from the front of the vehicle to the back of the vehicle then back toward the front. The spacing between the…

I remember being a kid and reading a short story about easy and cheap immortality where you basically drink this daffodil water or something and you don't ever die. You get old and decrepit as shit, but you don't die.

It doesn't really.

Read this article. Seriously.

I experienced this the other day. Before I continue, a disclaimer. I have an excellent driving record. One speeding ticket 18 years ago, when I was 16 and I once hit a patch of black ice when I was 17 and ended up messing up the hood of my 79 Mustang hatchback. Since then, nothing.

I was in the military once. I did not make for a sexy bald kid.

I think I saw an article on this very website about this very topic. And not that long ago I might add.

They go "Oh wow! That shit is good! Let's fly around looking for more buildings with that weird criss-crossed stick on top where they throw delicious food on the ground as part of their totally bizarre mating rituals!"

Yeah, actually, Al Gore was kinda instrumental in pushing forward the idea of the internet. Sorry, it's true. And I don't even like Al Gore, unless we're talking about the version of Al Gore from South Park.