If she isn't careful, she's going to take an arrow to the elbow.

This is some of the worst purple prose I've ever had to sift through. Reading should be pleasurable. You make it into work.

NO.

Something got against this truck, but it wasn't a key. The end points are uniform. They create a straight line running top to near-bottom. All 4 of the center scratches describe and object that tracks from the front of the vehicle to the back of the vehicle then back toward the front. The spacing between the…

It doesn't really.

Read this article. Seriously.

I experienced this the other day. Before I continue, a disclaimer. I have an excellent driving record. One speeding ticket 18 years ago, when I was 16 and I once hit a patch of black ice when I was 17 and ended up messing up the hood of my 79 Mustang hatchback. Since then, nothing.

I don't get it. N'wide means what? Nationwide?

She happened to be driving at that moment and was gripping the wheel in white-knuckled terror. I offered to take over and the "No" was emphatic and adamant.

Gentlemen, I submit: the zero point energy field manipulator.

Nerd.

Being naked does not make cooking bacon better. Hard to imagine, but true.

I was prepared to make some kind of adolescent jokes, but this was actually far more interesting than I was prepared for.

I recently found a few on sale. The light output is quite low, however. I found they work great for lamps in the living room where you want some light, but not so much you cast glare on the TV screen. They also are great for nightlights. I installed one under each of the bedroom nightstands and I now have a very…

That's like walking into McDonald's and the cashier refusing to sell you a Big Mac because you're overweight.

Oh, I'm aroused, Gabe. I'm aroused.

Jeep. A culture defined by the fact that one of their strongest traditions is to wave at anyone else in a Jeep. I have had the same Jeep Wrangler for almost 20 years. Was my daily driver for 14. Still going strong.

I see Mike Wazowski.

That.....well, perfect.

Are you totally cereal?