Kill her! Kill the witch and steal her secrets!

OMG YOU GUYS. Best email ever from my mother.

Oh, man. Now I really want to get stoned and watch Drop Dead Gorgeous.

ORIGIN STORY!!!!

I call him Ben Rapelisberger, personally.

WE WILL LIVE IN THE SHADE. WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE. WE WILL DIE IN THE SHADE.

Also, is this not a great, new "shade" gif?!

"definitely wasn't an accusation that you could just toss around without receiving major backlash."

The lack of a Grand Wizard hood does kinda take away the proper context.

Just a couple of kittens, out on the town.

Is it weird that a mow have a running list of celebs i kind of like hoping they're not secretly horrible people? Last night I dreamed I was at dinner with Steve Martin and I said, "Please don't turn out to be a serial rapist."

Unless Jennifer Coolidge is co-hosting, I'm busy

I completely agree, Isha. I am genuinely sensitive and proactive about calling people out on consent issues, but I did not think this episode was one we should have been upset by. When adults are in loving, healthy relationships like Mindy and Danny are shown to be, it is normal for someone (either party) to go with…

I was 21 when I got pregnant. I wasn't drunk or high. I wasn't poor. I wasn't uneducated. I had a one night stand and knew I wasn't using protection. It was dumb. A dumb, dumb choice. I got pregnant and though I always wanted children, I knew I wasn't ready to be a mom. I had an abortion, the easiest decision I've…

You are a wise and discerning person.

I paused an episode of Downton Abbey to watch this commercial as soon as I read the words "Jeff Goldblum" and "shirtless." Totally worth it.

1. I am sad to admit the first thing I did was google "ariana grande ponytail fake", and

Sure. Doesn't change the fact that Miley disrespected Mexican culture.

Ain't no wrath like a WASP-y white lady's wrath. I hope this feud goes on forever.