We should all be grateful to the Westboro Baptist Church. They are the greatest unifying force in America today. Seriously, I challenge you to name anything else that Democrats, Republicans, the LGBT community, the African-American community, bikers, and the KKK can agree on.

Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.

This is exactly what Mrs. Danvers would wear if she escaped the fire she set at Manderley and went to Studio 54.

Zut alors!

To all the guys who are complaining about their balls being SO BIG. Why are you always taking up both armrests on planes? Because of your HUGE elbows?

The seats are small and close together; you're right. I'm a dude and I take up a good amount of space in a seat. And, for the record, my balls are HUUUGGEE, but aren't uncomfortable when my legs are close together. Anyway, if it is crowded to the point that I'm uncomfortable sitting in one seat, you know what I do? I…

So I know the dudes say this is for testicle comfort. What I don't get is why it's only some of them that have to do it so dramatically. I've seen a number if testicles in my day, and my husband's testicles seem pretty standard issue. He doesn't sit like this. He doesn't stick his knees right together like I might,…

I wanna boom boom with Jeff Goldblum. Any takers besides me?

BETTER. THAN. OUR. DADS.

I have mixed feelings about trigger warnings.

Oh this is just a spot of fabulous, isn't it?

I am guessing that the dress code checks were because it is getting warmer out and students start wearing smaller clothing, short shorts, strappy tees and other stuff that usually breaks dress code? The school most likely wanted to send a message about what kids think is OK to wear to school.

I have been teaching…

What an idiotic way to go about it. What they ought to have done is send round a letter to all parents saying that the school dress code would be strongly enforced beginning Monday, the whatever date. And this should have been announced to the students as well, and the students should have been reminded every day…

I wrote both an undergrad and grad thesis on the topic of "eternal girlhood" in L.M. Montgomery, and spent several years of my life immersed in her 22 novels and her ginormous and fascinating personal journal...

In my reading of her life and work, the "Other" that Montgomery/Anne yearns for is not homosexual love, but…

You know what? I didn't agonize at all. I found out I was pregnant on a Friday and I went in on Monday (the soonest I could) to terminate. I knew right away that I would do it. And 5 years later I still have zero regrets.

I loved Nick V in Bring it On.

any snake that big has got to be a motherfuckin' horcrux. Christ...

I care way too much about Ben Affleck.