Fucking ew.

Since he’ll be sending reports back to the throne, he’ll be Snow: Informer.

I had hoped that after the events of the series Jon Snow met up with Hot Pie and together they founded an artisan bakery that specialised in baking erotic cakes

I like the part where they blame the poors in the cheap seats for all the boos.

Most of being a cop is fucking around on your phone in different places and looking annoyed if someone asks you for something.

It means they’re there to facilitate someone else cleaning up. Presumably by parking with their lights on and mostly being useless but maybe occasionally intervening and directing traffic if necessary.

That maybe so, but have you considered Funko Pop! #4564322345 is for sale there?

Think of the upside.  The Dead Space remake will look so much better in contrast :)

SB: Hello. I’m Shary Bobbins.

Growing up in the 90s, I can’t tell you how many times pop culture media from the 2000s traveled back in time and appeared on my TV somehow.

Well, since it came out in 1999, it couldn’t have been that many shows in the 90s...

Yeah that’s never happened before. Serbia/Croatia/Bosnia etc totally aren’t a thing :P. Not all racism and hate crimes are rooted in skin color.

in space they’re called colonies. 

You’re alone on the ship, you’re out of fuel. You desperately search around the few asteroids in the system scavenging what little you can find. But you’ve stayed too long. You hear the footsteps, he’s here. And all that fills you is dread as they speak.

You can spot any degenerate by the amount of Diet Coke cans they leave lying around.

Elon musk hates parody accounts - meanwhile his own life is a goddam parody account. FFS

Alan Moore is rolling in his coffin.

I don’t know if I would call it toxic, I mean what Jared Leto was doing 100% toxic.  But this is more of a harmless prank.