2015 can go sit in a corner until it straightens the fuck up.

I heard he had several chicks on the side.

Ha! I love the pronunciation description. :) Whenever I try to picture Sean Connery, I picture the SNL Jeopardy skit.

Uh, he makes a terrifying woman.

He looks a little bit like Kim Zolciak.

The lashes on his left eye are driving me nuts. It looks like they are sliding down his face and his friends need to help him out. A true girlfriend would never let you walk around with wonky lashes.

Every time I think I can’t love him more, he goes and proves me wrong.

Prostitutes are often victims simply because the police don’t give a fuck about them. They find dead prostitutes, eh, NBD, donut time. They assume the families, if the women have families in the area, won’t care because often the women are addicts without support.

This is what happens when you pull your pants up and tuck your shirt in.

I’m reminded of that line from Shakespeare - “The policeman who lashes the whore often has a hot need to use her”. Obsessions with “degeneracy” and disturbances in sexuality can take some really dark forms in mentally unhinged men with religious fixations, more or less culminating in a deranged cycle of self-loathing…

White people should really be asking themselves why their culture is so violent.

I mean, you expect that kind of thing in a Volvo, but a Subaru? Weird.

He began to strangle her, but after a struggle she managed to grab his gun and shoot him.

Also do not count. They’re listed as “wraps” on menus so that Americans understand, but no one is happy about it.

If Tony’s letter ran along the lines of ‘Hey, I’m finding going into middle age hard and I kinda worry about feeling irrelevant or ignored or no longer part of a world I previously understood’, I’d feel a lot more sympathy for him because I am told that the aging process is/can be fucking rough and it’s hard to…

Hey now. Attractive older men can’t be seen with anyone above 30. That’s just gross.

Hey! Focus! This is about Tony!

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

Note to self: Never touch another airline blanket.