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Meat....for those hungry wild dogs, I take it. A plan brilliant in it's simplicity, glorious in it's execution. If only there was a worthy sidekick, to fight off the ladies.

Just like the sneaked photo circulating yesterday, we get another fake publicity tidbit about this prop today. Gotta fill those seats, as always.

You wear pants?

Boots should help with that...big ass-stompers for when some dweeb asks if that exposed belt is asking for trouble.

You ARE jealous....hurts to be you today :) Actually any day you try to bring logic to the 'net hurts. Don't do that and you'll live longer.

All those shares appear to be the issue. An envy issue?

When I turned 16, I asked my parents to take me to get my license - Mom said no...Dad said let me try, "...there's no way he can pass the parking test so this will shut him up."

For $106k, it'd better.

'my Belle

The gun suggestion was clearly related to dealing with the bike riders... Not sure how the side of the Ferrari would look cluttered with kills, tho...

Beautiful - is it true, tho, the the Cayman S's trunk/cargo space puts it to shame? In the Cayman, I had to climb out just to change my mind.

I see where this is headed....

Juiced leaf me alone, I know watt dime doing!

And you thought the Police were militarized....

Loving this Ford blitz....let me know when you get to the Super Coupe.

JUMBO Model T Ford motor home. The unit is built on a Ford truck chassis, called the TT. Note the dual white walls and the rear porch.

The iPhone (required) does the remembering....the watch is just a secondary display w/taptic feedback mech to help you stumble back to it while blind drunk.

I hear young flesh brings a premium...

This isn't about stockpiles. It is about greed.