Keep thinking that :)

It's bigger...

It's a huge vehicle with a mini badge....

This isn't meant to poke fun at the irrational derivates in the Mini lineup. There's a bigger idea that Mini still means that square, little hatchback to most people. They're either waiting for the new one or can't be swayed into getting into one of the derivatives.

It's a dirty job...

2014 Ford F-150 | View Current Incentives & Offers | Ford.com [ I see $4,250.00 cash back ]

Not only do they sell like hotcakes, they also rule resale values:

Too often, the problem with infotainment systems is that they try too hard to do what your smartphone already does, but they do it in a way that's laggy and unintuitive. Why not just put the smartphone into the car itself?

I was going to mention the Panda, thanks.

So you think it's closer to it's namesake than it is to it's chassis and power train? Might as well call it a mid-size car...oh wait :)

It has 4 all metal doors. Let's call it what it really is - a Fiat.

I'd be the first to say that driving when your faculties begin to fail is the most dangerous thing a person can do. If your body can't manage it, or your reflexes can't handle it, you should never be behind the wheel. Although Evelyn's story is anecdotal and inspirational, too many people are driving when they…

Gawker sites all follow the same rule - 'outrage' is king, so anything that helps gin up controversy is promoted...the more users acknowledge it here (in any manner) the more gawker likes it (win!) and and the more we'll get in the future :(

The lights just went out. Nothing to see today.

The second premiere is the much anticipated concept car that will give a nod to the style of Maseratis of the next 100 years.

The fight definitely isn't over yet for either side. We're still waiting to see a variety of outcomes, including who gets to build the SUV.

Ok then...everyone that chipped in to help buy these can now file claims - show of hands?

- A Ford F-150 (Armored)

Can you make the auto-refresh trending blurp on the top left optional...maybe a toggle, pls., thanks.

Let's ask this guy :)