Dat's tha-wheeet!

Dragline/Cool Hand Luke: [watching sexy girl wash a car] My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.

Me too. But you learn to work around it. And think of how Jason feels. He was looking at all those F1 noses/penises.

Fine - it's time to work on the side windows anyhow...

Missed a spot... do-over.

After billions in U.S. investment, Afghan roads are falling apart — The Washington Post

That would be the dryer warming up.

A rental! Does it come pre-smoked? Is it true the speedo tops out at 28 mph?

Congrats xtrappedunderricex and Shmalworthington on COTD - your prizes will be delivered by these lovely car wash employees as soon as they finish cleaning it's windscreen...

You both really need to get out more...

You'd think Miami cops could tell the difference between tire smoke and pot smoke...

Brought to you by the people that drink warm beer because they own Lucas refrigerators...

So you're saying GPS doesn't detect tire smoke? Shocked I am.

Now you're talking....none of that "if little-is-good-more-is-better" and "we use construction-grade explosives" nonsense :)

Never trust a road crew with explosives...

I think we can agree it's a tough situation to deal with in any case.

Poached from some random site - seems appropriate on so many levels, tho :)

I don't think 'control' means what you think it means...

I was in Mammoth when the head of Ski Patrol was tossing charges and went over a cornice with a live one - he survived and was given a handicapped van and later put in charge of safety after that little miscalculation.

Sorry if I missed it - was the road closed or is there a chance there might be vehicles under that mess?