Me too! I always wait. Esp with kids. I am always shocked when parents don’t want to meet me and check out my house when they drop their kids off for a playdate. How you know I don’t have a torture chamber or a Nike factory in the basement?!?

Fuck, the Countess singing with Natalie Coleman is beyond. That’s when you fire your Yes men. All of them.

Is this Auto Tuned? If not, she’s the best out of them all.

If I squint, he can double as 80's George Michael.

If the Art Lady was inspired by it then why can’t Lady Gaga be inspired by it too? Is Art Lady giving royalties to the people that inspired her? She doesn’t have a trademark or patent on the process or the look. This was all the rage in Tokyo years ago.

You don’t want your babies coming out all purple or blue do you?!? I mean, what if the dye from the cereal attached to the fetus? What if the sugar rots (the non existent) teeth of the baby? You could give it diabetes for Christ’s sake!

100%. By expressing her sadness about them having fun - it puts the kids in a very awkward position and will make them feel like they are choosing sides. She also said she cries herself to sleep looking at photos of them. Pro tip: Stop looking at your ex huband’s new wife’s twitter and instagram account = problem…

I would agree if they were just dating but they are married and therefore, family. Non celebrities posts vacation photos all the time - even boring ass bath or first day of school photos. Why can’t LeAnn, their step mom, do the same? Not a fan of either of these women.

I tried to convince my friend to name give her daughter a middle name that starts with a S because her first name is Amalia and her last name starts with S. Then her initials could’ve been ASS.

I’m tempted to say neither of them deserve custody. I understand his egomania ass wanting to name a son after himself. But Ciara, come on girl - What were you thinking?

Four children? Please tell me a couple of them are named Past and Present? Or did we go the conjunction route? Your-Future, My-Future, Our-Future (in this case, obviously Future is the Middle Name)

LOL, it;s never too early to practice raising your pinky finger while sipping tea. I have to admit, tennis at a country club vs a public court is pretty sweet.

Iam confused. She met her husband for food “Between noon and 6 p.m”? Do neither one have jobs? That’s a long lunch... I guess it could’ve been a weekend.

no 14 year old is impressed with their parent. not even malia and nastasha obama

Awww, why did you have to go soil REI’s name.

that and the clothes on the floor.

You forgot the Country Club.

“A large population here is white. So you’re going to put up billboards here so you can meet other white singles?”

I guess if they are gonna depose her, she can now file for divorce and quickly grab at least 1/2 the assets in an attempt to hide them. I know they didn’t file for divorce earlier because she thought she was under the spousal protection.

Are you kind of embarrassed you knew that ? :)