That's good? I mean, if you spend the entire time in a movie thinking, that's Tom Cruise, then the actor didn't do his job.

I need to ask. Are these moles? Scabs? They are so symmetrical, I really want to connect the dots with a sharpie.

Is there a popping noise when you remove the Diva Cup? I'm just imagining....cone shape thing in tight canal = suction, no?

when you're 3 feet tall, 5" looks big.

looks like a bathroom at a gym or spa.

you dont fuck with a woman's hair. if i was a juror on your assault and battery case, i would not need to hear anything further. beat down deserved.

they would just need to depose Mohamed. Since Brandi claims this was told to her by him. If he said it never happened, then they would use that to prove she made that shit up.

I see the transformation failed to remove the stick up her ass.

wtf is the fourth gif?

If you move to a state that does not recognize same sex marriage, do you get a get out of jail free card?

I just darken my ombre for the winter. Jared, it's time to get with the program.

You don't find Harper Beckham cute? She makes Victoria tolerable to look at.

that bond movie with denise richards was absurd.

What is the opposite of a Tyra Bank Five-Head?

As a respectable journalist, it's prostitution who-Rah. Please use correct quote!

I'll take the Black Eyed Peas over Ariana Grande Latte anytime.

If I were Christie Brinkley, there would be nothing I am ashamed of.

Are you saying that other actresses with her level of success at their prime didn't have the opportunity to make decisions in their life that insured they could be picky about roles? Could it be, she chose not to squander her money when the getting was good. Chose to develop skills outside of acting and a healthy…

Beside the point, I know. All the Crosby Show kids turned out hot!

ADORABLE! Is that available on Etsy?