but, but..why is she standing on tippy toe like she has shoes on? I think she's got a bit of cray cray in her.

why do you have 8? that's 8 different ways you can be murdered!

I legit thought Gavin Newsom was the Governor of CA. Gay panic defense sounds as fucked up as Affluenza.

So I guess you didn't see Battle Ship.

I bet the director was kicking him or herself for that unfortunate placement. If she had been on the left, then it wouldn't have been as prominent. I wonder if they some how signaled Aretha to move over.

I usually bring a back up bra but don't have a back up man. Clearly, my priorities are whacked.

I wonder if that necklace is miraculously going to be available her lifestyle website.

but how does a homeless person store 100 onions?

I honestly hope you;re a parent. No sarcasm. And if you're not because of whatever reason. Take my comment in the spirit it was intended.

That we know of...that we know of.

My husband chose a career which allows him to spend a lot of time with our family. He does drop off and pick up at 3:00 and coaches little league. We do alright. Would maybe make more money doing something else. But would spend it all on childcare and commutating anyway.

her lips resemble worms with all the injections.

Well if it ain't the ol' SEA / SFO rivalry. SFO did it better!

I AM! I was thinking of that Breaking Bad fan.

I thought he already died?

I don't know if she was destitute. Her CL ad states her and the father of her have a weird open relationship. It sounds to me like they were doing this for kicks.

wait, wait, wait. was Krystal Ball her given name or did she change it to Krystal Ball?

I can't wait because I know that Gawker is going to do a side by side comparison b/w Preserve and GOOP and we all WIN when that happens.

It means you are a pretentious mother fucker. Excuse me while I go bath in my tub of virgin peacock tears.

Yeah, Blenders take a lot of Watts (good ones that crush ice) so how many drinks are we talking about, 2? To have enough juice to power all the shit that is on that cooler, the battery back will be heavy and big.