Everyone calm down. This woman is going to get her comeuppance. I'm pretty sure the IRS is taking notes. Getting paid "off the books?" Gifts of Bentleys and 1.8MM condo? You have to report those things. One thing about 'Merica, you don't fuck with the Tax Man.

Dude, here she is with "21" on her birthday cake last year.

I didn't get that impression. I think she was just trying to come across more credible than she is. The "Mr. Sterling" is supposed to add an air of professionalism - cuz ya know...she's his "personal assistant" and all. I think the slowness comes from using terms and syntax that is not germane.

YEP! Like for starters, her title as "Personal Assistant"

Maybe it's Pentagram?*

I was referring to his girlfriends. He's getting older (like Avril) but his Victoria;s Secret model girlfriends remain in their early 20s.

She's like the Leonardo Di Caprio of music. She keeps getting older but her fans stay 14-16.

Argh....for $400 a pop, couldn't they have hung the back drop straight?

She's actually very different that Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. Unlike Charlie Sheen, she's not out there procreating thus, causing innocent children to grow up in chaos. She's Unlike Lindsay, who has been given many chances . Yet continues to fuck up.

At least it wasn't on your death bed. Ya still got the other half of you life in front of you.

Is that r/t or one way? If r/t, that's not bad. First Class from SFO to India is about $12-15K on BA or Luftansia. At best it's fold down beds.

Is this Kim? WOW, she's beautiful without all the make up. No sarcasm.

I can't tell which is the real her...I know she comes across cold in interviews. And the boy who plays her son on MM said some snarky things (something in the lines of her not being friendly on set) but she's cheeky and witting on Instagram. But IG is a frozen moment so I can't tell.

Yesssss. I had some bad hay fever last month. Mouth and throat was itching like a mofo and then someone turned me onto Benedryl and I was like Sweet Jesus! Best nap ever!

I know!!!! Every time I am cruising on Demand Shows, I'm like... Blue Bloods is still on?

"Jenny McCarthy Would Like a Reality Show about her Wedding on Bravo" There, I fixed the headline.

I do like the song but I don't know if I want to buy it. Knowing that the profits will go to the very people that enabled him and used him to line their pockets. I don't consider him an innocent party but I don't think he had much of a chance.

I used to wince when I heard ppl put raw egg in shakes. I think it was for the protein? I guess it's good she didn't rub brandy on your gums while you were teething?

why an egg? a raw egg??

I can't with the slam poetry.