I am thinking about opening an exotic canary shop in San Francisco. Can anyone recommend a location?

How do you plan on luring him in? Will you tell him there are lots of pussies eager to meet him?

The team's name is currently Washington Redskins. I guess they could've called it " Washington Original Americans Foundation" or "Washington Maybe One Day it Will not Be Redskin Original Americans Foundation" but the fact is, they want recognition for their work and until they do officially change the team name, it…

Anyone with 1 oz of humor in them could tell this was a joke by the font used.

can someone with knowledge talk to me about the wind machine. it is precisely directed. even when she has back up dancers next to her, the wind machine is only on her and follows her. how does this miracle work? is it true that baby angels huddle beneath her and blow gently?

She forgot Dry Cleaner , restaurant /nail salon owner.

You would probably need to ask him to try a few different shirts on too. You know, to get *right* combo.

I wonder how many sweat pants he had to try on before they settled on that pair.

My thoughts on this dress.

That would have been funny and I knew immediately it wasn't her because aside from Miley, none of them have the guts. I'm so impressed that she smacked Katy Perry down after Katy ewww her for the kiss.

Ah, thanks for the explanation. I am not on Facebook (I know, I know!)

Maybe I don't understand Facebook. But couldn't she have typed all that in her post? Why did she have to write it on a sign?

I'm gonna go ahead and say he dodge a bullet. Raising 5 kids with a woman you impregnated 1 month after meeting online was not going to end well.

Google some shit is my new phase.

I don't know! Presumably, everyone you care about is LIVE, at the wedding...#youngpeopleRdumb

#IJustShateInMyPants

I think what she's trying to say, is she might be a lesbian. Does that shirt say, Pittsburgh Passion?

I need to find the article, it may have even been Vogue. Where she more or less said her looks impede her from getting some parts she tries out for. Um, no bitch. Your lack of talent impedes you.

Totally, I see this all the time and I just think, why do you bother with gloves? Some bakeries and delis have a dedicated cashier, which is what you should do. If you are concerned about hygiene.

Yes! I liked the Lebron James and Giselle cover too.