Garrett, now that's an idea. Shame it won't fly in my non-English speaking country.

As to why the Toppola is cool... Well, this couple made it from Sweden to China and back, with a bunch of detours along the way: http://www.dreamtrip.se/dreamtrip/inde…

For extra aerodynamics and stability, but also extra fuss (moving your luggage to the front seats for sleeping), you can just fold the seats in the og900/9000 and call it a day with sufficient softstuffs under your bottom.

Is this the approach to Brünnchen? If so, I had a similar moment codriving with my buddy in his Peugeot 206, but he managed to hold it after some fishtailing. :D

Somebody else in the thread suggested "In a spin, both feet in." Which is it? :D

Ya'll forgot "Up in the ass of Timo."

What's pictured above is a Citroen 2CV. What Uncle Topolino represents is a Fiat 500 "Topolino":

Heh, my girlfriend has one, a 1995 3-door 90hp, rust everywhere included. It's a decently tossable car and has a bit of go. I do rather like driving it. Keep in mind, at ~900kg/~2000 lbs it's quite light. :) The seats recline nicely for some happy times as well. ;) Takes potholes, forest roads and light off roading…

Any chance of dropping the name of this or a youtube link?

Roffled. :D

I may not be completely sober (1am here) but watching that was a really gratifying experience. Thanks. :)

Quake II fuck yeah! Spent so many hours on that thing. :D

Well, I promised my ex- I'd drive her in my (then our) 9000 to have her child delivered when she's pregnant. So, uh, considering she's now 24... Might be a while. Just don't tell my current girlfriend. :D

As one of many people not from the US of A, I can tell you he is on the right track. 9/11 has in no way touched/ticked us off in the same way as it has you. In fact, I've seen people almost happy about what has happened. Regular, normal, even Christian folks. I find it harder to understand how some of you can simply…

Shit, I didn't know Kim left. :\

Dirt? Grid? Whippersnapper. Try Colin McRae Rally or TOCA. :P

Same, same. :D

I, too, am a huge fan of third gear on B23X Turbo engines. :) Mine isn't an Aero, though I find the smaller stock turbo just fine if it's open a bit. Spools faster and at 1bar , the power is a-OK. Plus, without the Aero trim, it's more stealthy. ;) I do need to get the poly bushings and ARB uprated, though. Any…

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

I'm generally quite a fan of Škoda, since, if nothing else, we've had a few in the family, but honestly, I can't quite get behind some design features on this gen Octa. The few angular bits in front lights, bumper, grille and next to tail lights as well as lights themselves just don't do it for me. Maybe it's better…