Fill them with existential dread that their lives are meaningless when they misbehave?

I guess cell phones aren't the only thing Chris Brown steals.

The most intelligent thing Derrick Dillard did was to woo Jill's dad to let Jill marry him. It got him a free 1.5 million dollar house and his main job is to impregnate Jill as much as possible. He's like the Christian Kevin Federline.

Donald Trump blocked me on Twitter. I'm pretty proud of that.

Fun fact: I only respond to my in-laws via memes now, and the really annoying sister in law (the one who thought she saw Jesus in a melted chocolate bar and who thinks her family is haunted by a ghost who hates Catholics) only ever gets this Chrissy Teigen pic as a response.

Dollar store Lenny Kravitz

Fox turned into a hardcore anime channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.

The world needs more Flaca.

I wish she would just have it already because her storyline is so boring at the moment and maybe the baby will spice things up. Anyone else wish that show would focus on the other Latina characters a lot more and on Daya a little bit less? She's sweet but she's so stupid and earnest and I'm getting sick of her.

I just want to be clear that Common is welcome to walk into a women's restroom with me any day.

i've found that 'wicked' is more easily inserted into spoken word conversations and is readily dropped in written word

9/10

"So man that really sucks for you bro"

Soooooooo.... These conservatives WANT migrant women and girls to have "anchor babies"? (EW, it hurt just to type that term.)

You want to play in the political pool and actively work to disenfranchise others?

The faith groups are demanding that they continue to be given federal funding

Sex life still amazing!

Not if you're as popular internationally as I am