This is what you want, right? I mean, this is what you're looking for when you come here isn't it?
He's got automo-bills to pay.
I love you and Jia so much for this. I can't wait til I stop getting hate-notifications.
One of the best things about Jezebel is the fact that those of us in love with Robin Hood no longer have to live in the shadows. You've created such a safe space for us and our creepy cartoon love.
Oh for SURE. Ask anyone to describe what an "illegal immigrant" looks like. It'll be a "brown" person every time. It just blows my mind that so many people forget that most of us are here because of immigrants. My mom's side of the family were in the crop of Irish who came over after the famine and my dad's side all…
loofah and falafel references are an absolute must!
I actually don't mind when I hear people say "What about black-on-black violence" or "What about teenage pregnancy" because it lets me know immediately that they are ignorant fuckweasels, so I no longer have to waste my time speaking to them.
I can't believe we're standing for this shmiscarriage of shmustice.
is this going to be a new regular(ish) feature? historical ladies that modern ladies should know about?
tbh the line "i don't care who leads as long as we move horizontally" is the only way i know which way is horizontal and which way is vertical.
We keep pushing back the age when people are supposed to mature. Like, 20 years ago 18 was considered almost there, and by 22 you were an adult. Now, we have freaking 25-28 year old celebs acting like children. Hell we have 25 year old NORMAL people acting like children. En masse.
I knew that, but I worked on a polio documentary.
"We've got scars ... some of them I've caused."
It's time those boys dropped the pretense.
Chris Brown and Drake should date
Or Mail Kimp girl.