I want Karrueche and Rihanna to team up against Chris Brown ala Brandy and Monica in "The Boy is Mine".

Seriously, she's a national treasure.

Season 4 I had to do mental math to figure out how old Bodie was supposed to be. Assuming, there's time jumps between seasons, he was over 18 so I was totally in the clear.

Good to know. I'm having a root canal done on Thursday and I think I know what'll help me recover. Commence countdown to novocaine-fueled dancing to "I'll Make a Man".

Long story short, but my college BFF and I had a weird T-Pain obsession. His wedding invitation asked for song suggestions, so I wrote in "Buy Me a 'Drank" (because that was "our" song). I was surprised when the DJ busted it out, but his wife was all insistent that he and I get a dance in since "we'd obviously meant…

I've always been a 'Pain 'poloist.

High school? High school? High school!

ManPants never remembers disagreements (we seriously never fight) the same way because he's usually wrong.

Glad to be of service.

I'm now a teacher myself and I think he HAD to have known I was bs-ing him. He probably figured it was May, I was a senior weeks away from being done, there was really no need to press the issue (especially since I was typically such a goodie two shoes). I'd also like to think he'd picked up that something was "off"…

There's a Epilogue to this saga (which I've only heard through the grapevine, because fuck Steve): Steve went off to college and met some girl first trimester he fell completely head over heels for. By all accounts she was really good for him and they dated all throughout college. After graduation, they move to New…

This isn't nearly as exciting as your story, but my senior year I was going through a serious depressive episode (probably my worst ever at that time) that lasted several months. I was feeling overwhelmed by everything and one day decided I just "couldn't" with school anymore so I decided to cut Spanish class. I had a…

Alright, this one might not be as epic as some of the others, but nearly 11 years later, it still makes me crack up.

For reals, how does one go about getting writing gigs for cheap romance e-books? Asking for…a friend, yeah sure, a friend.

If I weren't on my work computer, I'd head straight to Amazon for the synopsis.

I'd consider ManPants and I to be pretty decent tippers as is (20-25% typically), but every now and then we like to make someone's day by leaving a super tip. One time last year, we were at an otherwise underwhelimg brewpub when our server struck up a conversation with us (I think he was surprised to see young people…

Not only was the blackface completely inappropriate, it was totally unnecessary. In between the buns, the prison garb, and the fact that she and her friends were all wearing the Lynchfield prison badges (with the friggen characters on them), it was pretty obvious she was supposed to be Suzanne.

I made it through the entire thing. Where's my goddamn prize?!?!

I'm convinced her album is titled "Headpats from the Patriarchy".

As a recreational runner, I was usually tasked with catching the elopers.