As a teacher, I've noticed that there's a very large (and strange) overlap between parents who expect the school to do/provide everything and those that are quick to pull the
you can't tell me how to raise my child" card.

Honestly, as a teacher, I can't say I'm all that surprised. It seems like too many kids today are growing up thinking their actions don't/shouldn't have consequences. From a teacher's perspective, it also feels like we're limited in terms of what we can do to students.

I'll be honest, I have noooo idea how they've made it 33+ years (I'd imagine using their oldest child as a therapist helped) but they've now reached a stage of complacency and are making it work in a weird way.

Fun Fact: My parents saw this on their first date.

I feel like thin/nonexistent lips are another sign.

My worst NYEs were all those years I pretended to give a crap and forced myself to make plans/go out.

That's usually my counter-argument to the "women who have abortions are being selfish" arguments.

That John Mayer-Giada DeLaurentiis rumor's been around so long, I'm surprised it might actually be true. I'm sure CDaN is revising all of tomorrow's "reveals" to fit this.

I stopped reading CDaN after I noticed he he kept revealing the same blinds, with difference "answers" each time.

I got rid of mine (without ever using it) because I heard so many kitchen disaster stories.

As with many blind items, I seem to recall the identity of "Toothy Tile" changed with whoever was en vogue at the time. For years, it was totes for real assumed to be Jake Gyllenhaal" then, by the end of Cassablanca's run,popular guesses shifted to Zac Efron (despite the fact that, Efron would've been getting into…

I seem to remember this was the cause-celebre amongst the hipster Christian crowd. Of course, it was never clear what this organization was actually, you know, doing.

Alright, glad it's not just me though, like you I'm (currently) child free. The parents recognized a problem and are instituting (presumably) temporary measures to address it. It's just one Christmas and, in the grand scheme, if there really is family-wide change, the kids probably won't regret it in the long run.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Awww, way to go Snowman!

I've always thought she's rather pretty. Has she had work done? Probably. But so have a lot of celebs so…meh.

I imagine Jesus got picked up after having a few-too-many and yelling at some Roman guards to "come at me bro." Later, he was screaming "don't you know who my dad is?"

My grandmother got a dog after my grandfather passed and, let me tell you, that's been a godsend. Anytime a relative starts sprouting off stupid, I'm all "Oh, it's time for Mopsey to go out".

This is probably blasphemy, but I gotta be honest, that looks like a bad mug shot.