Sorry to let you down, hero. Better things to do than cruise Deadspin all day. Enjoy yours.

Yeah, and you can’t fluff over an entire argument to focus in on the one thing that offends you because your moniker contains the word “logic”. Pick and choose as you choose, tough guy.

“Kudos for fully committing.”

Just so we’re clear, you *do* realize that the First Amendment guarantees your right to free speech, such that the GOVERNMENT can’t unduly persecute you for the exercise of that right.

Fact-filled.

Bam! Got one for the girls’ room. Who’s your favorite *now*, little ladies?

Bam! Got one for the girls’ room. Who’s your favorite *now*, little ladies?

Ever date a cop or fire-fighter? Regular backer-inners. Ever date a man in the military — a *real* one who regularly carries a weapon or drops bombs? Serial backer-inners. MEN back in their vehicles. “Guys” nose in.

Probly the one they got into a well concealed, good tactical position. It killed 10 tanks. None of the others made it to the battlefield...

That would have been my cat.

...and I will now be using the term shit dick because it is awesome.

I was just thinking, is this for real? Because if it is, I am *so* (politely getting a reservation well in advance) cruising down there to make myself a customer! If it's not true, that's some brilliant marketing, and I am fully headed there anyway to try them out!

Because Also Sprach Zarathustra is soooo passé...

Ya know, as I look at your E-Series photos, I can *see* how I might mistake an all-electric mid-sized sport sedan for a huge POS utility van, given that the names would be almost a little similar... You know, 'cause they share *a letter*.