Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

Gorbachev, His arms open. Reagan and Gorbachev at Tanagra.

Shaka, when the Berlin Wall fell.

Ah, easy answer, my son. Brian Johnson.

Jay Leno. Obvious answer is obvious.

Nah, making it Not Evil is all about adjusting that cash flow.

As presented, I hate this idea.

Along the lines of Roll’in Coal; Stacks. Lets take a perfectly good functioning truck bed and CUT A HOLE IN IT!

Automatic shifters disguised to look like manual shifters.

Learn to drive a stick, you pansies. You’re not fooling anybody.

GM needs to quit using column shifters on their overpriced full size trucks. Unless the truck has a bench seat, it is completely outdated and tacky.

The worst perpetrator of them all:

Dash-mounted shifters like you see in so many minivans. For some reason, I hate them with a burning passion.

PADDLE SHIFTERS. At least for cars that have no need for them. I get it in a performance car, but your Camry isn’t one, no matter how “grounded to the ground” it may be.

Did anyone say piped-in engine noises yet?

Mini-SUVs/CUVs. Glorified and lifted FWD wagons that are 99% likely to never go off-road...and probably aren’t that capable when they do go onto rougher terrain. They’re playing off of buyers’ insecurities about safety and that a bigger vehicle = higher safety or needing a vehicle for northern snow when you really…

Enough with the touch screens!! Remember back in the 80’s, when car manufacturers threw tasteful design out the window to make room for digital LCD displays on everything, just because they could?

In-car Wifi/4G.

Rolling Coal. Die brodozer scum

This was something that bothered me slightly about the prequels. Vehicular design in the original trilogy was very closely tied to design ideals in the 1970's-80's. In the new movies, even though they were supposed to take place decades before the original trilogy, everything was sleek, clean and modern-looking. Not…