Patti, I’d eat a bag of dicks before I'd give up fruit.

So, according to this chart, cats are the cause of divorce.

What? Did you actually listen to the Another Round episode with Hillary? They joked with her, sure, but they pressed her on policy as well. Positioning yourselves as the only women’s media to bother asking real questions is probably not the best look.

Yeah, I mean, this is hardly unique to Clinton—name the last time that a presidential candidate sat down with an interviewer they knew was going to go hard on them and ask them tough questions about their weaknesses. They don’t do that because it’s very high-risk and, in most cases, low-reward—Jezebel interviewing…

But still: Secretary Clinton and Jezebel felt like a match made in media expediency heaven.

Given the decidedly pro-Bernie slant to your primary coverage, it’s not a surprise she wouldn’t want to speak to Jezebel. Add in the fact that you want to tie her to a decades-old and never charged sexual assault her husband allegedly committed (one that Ken Starr even dismissed) and you wonder why you’re getting…

This is the kind of heroism that literally every single American CEO should be capable of:

My god, Jamaica Kincaid, if you read the comments here at Jezebel, please know you are one of my heroes. “Girl” changed my life.

Maybe it’s time to re-evaluate that friendship.

Lol @ TSA agents! So true.

Thank you!!!!!! I’m really saddened by how aggressively negative the comments on these sorority articles are. You’d think feminists would want to support and encourage these massive, women-only organizations, but they’d rather chalk them up to whatever stereotype they love to hate.

Like the chapters where there are over a hundred women, and they need all the chairs just to keep things organized. Those get creepy. Those girls get like TSA agents, drunk on a small modicum of power they wield over a captive audience. There’s a lot of nuance about the Greek system that is lost in the popular…

No, I just understand how radiation works. It has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with science. If wi-fi signals were dangerous, we’d already see the effects with radio and TV signals, which are basically the same thing.

If you think non-ionizing radiation is harmful to you, stay in a dark faraday cage at all times and you might have hope. Otherwise, wi-fi is no different from all the radio and TV signals that go through you every moment of the day and have since we started broadcasting radio over a century a go.

Internet hate (presented as ironic fear) for this seems so ridiculous. Fraternity men are out there chanting “no means yes, yes means anal”. Sorority women are out there videoing clapping games in doorways. Only one of those two things is “scary” or “hellish”.

Then you may want to research the history of the term “Uncle Tom”.

The thing is, she’s not anti-vacc, she just panders to anti-vacc people. And then refuses to admit there's a distinction and how dare you suggest she opposes vaccinations.

This is so utterly ridiculous. Yet again women are being forced to shoulder the blame for a culture’s fear and ignorance.

Ugh, I have no patience for the the feminists who are pro this ban. It’s as not okay to force a woman out of certain clothes as it is into them. And also, it won’t work. Make it so that I can only go swimming if I’m dressed not to my religious standards and I just won’t go swimming.

Liberté, égalité, fraternité, JK.