Except I said he was taking pictures, not a video? Thanks for that cool story tho...

Whole. Album.

I have a former friend who got married four years ago who reposts her wedding pics on Facebook on every wedding anniversary. And she posts them like they're new and people should be excited to see them. The delusion is strong with her.

I attended a wedding a couple months ago at which some middle aged asshole kept standing up during the ceremony to take pictures with A FUCKING IPAD. And no one sitting near him seemed to see anything wrong with this behavior. I was seething.

Few things appall me more than when wedding guests post pictures or video to social media, especially if they’re uploaded while the person is still at the wedding. More than likely, the couple has hired PROFESSIONALS to do that shit. You want to show your friend/sister/cousin/frat brother that you’re happy to share in…

I agree wholeheartedly with you. I was/am in a sorority, loved my chapter, loved my school, had an overall great four years, etc. However, I’m also fully aware that, as a national organization, my sorority has a long way to go (lookin’ at you, all-white grand council). My alma mater (small, private, southern,…

No lie, I think about the scene in the documentary (which I straight up thought was a mockumentary for the bulk of my viewing until I texted my brother about it and he gave me the bad news) where she bemoans the “hardships” of the recession on her and her kids all. the. time. In particular, I replay the part where she…

I graduated in 2010, which I prefer to think of as not being that long ago.

I asked this of another commenter, but I’m going to also ask you since you also seem familiar with VA and Google has failed me in this quest:

Ok, so, question maybe you can answer for me because you seem familiar with VA: are ABC officers a statewide thing or do they congregate in the big cities? I ask because I attended Washington and Lee University and literally was completely unaware that the ABC did anything other than license bartenders and operate…

There’s going to be a DA movie!

I worked at a Ben and Jerry's scoop shop for two years in high school. Turned out I had a bit of a knack for making waffle cones. I made so many damn waffle cones that, to this day, I CANNOT FUCKING STAND waffle cones. The smell immediately makes me want to gag.

Oh, the Duggar parents have already admitted to being child abusers. They're cagey as shit about it now, but in one of the first TV specials, Michelle admitted that she "blanket trained" her kids (aka smacking a curious baby any time he/she tries to crawl until he/she learns not to leave the blanket so that she could…

All I'm saying is that you are a rapist.

Oh, goody. Nothing like a little condescension to go with your complete lack of understanding of how consent works!

Yes. Coercion is not consent. I take back what I said about wanting her to divorce you. It sounds like the two of you deserve each other.

I hope your wife wises up soon and divorces your rapist ass.

You are quickly becoming the dumbest troll I ever encountered, so kudos on that.

No you motherfucking, purposely obtuse, piece of shit asshole, it is not. AND NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID BONER

Normal human beings don't tend to register the "ow, this hurts" facial expression as a sign of "fuck yea, I'm a sex god."