The wife said to me yesterday "We should clean my car". Correction, you should clean your car. I did it the last two times and it still ends up looking like a war zone a week later

I would feel worse about this but it is just an Audi. At 100,000 miles this would happen on its own.

You rang?

Cayman my pants

That dude is strong from the guard.

Oh big deal. Every episode of me buying buying a car endsy like this except for the naked part.

"Happy Honda Days" = not as happy as the commercials portray . . .

How many American consumers are looking to purchase a new long-range stealth super-bomber?

You may have to talk to Doug Demuro crazy people about CarMax? I'm going to quote myself from "Anglogasmic Range Rover".

For this next shot make it look like you were hit by the car.

The biggest thing going against it is it looks like a Prada handbag.

Right? "Honey lay down on the ground, okay?"

Try To Convince Me The 2014 Range Rover Isn't Perfect

If I see one of these always-yellow, plastic-looking disasters I think the owner is clueless or underwater on a loan. I don't know. In 2015, I don't think anyone that's driving an H2 wants to be driving an H2.

Makes total sense there would be a tool box in the picture. And a guy on a phone I can only assume is calling someone for help

You left out #5 Diplomatic status, all we need is the country of Jalopnikstan and Bobs your uncle

Just to keep you grounded I'd be happy to tell you all about the time my german shepherd got giardia... I'll tell you, those were some good times.

Come on, the Model S is a car for adults.

Obviously he should do what anyone does when they get bored of their car: throw a sick exhaust on there and cover it with GReddy stickers.

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