EZSmitty
EZSmitty
EZSmitty

I found the BMWStang! The police must have not impounded this one.

A grill, undoubtedly made in China, shaped like a football, with “Bud Light” stamped on it, abandoned as litter at the Indianapolis 500. I vote this is the most ‘Murican symbol ever.

“Safely on a second floor”.

Do you know why theives are after catalytic converters from the Element? Seems so random. Maybe it fits the civic or something and it’s easy to crawl under the Element? Asking because I have an Element and I live in NJ where people will steal anything not nailed down.

Don’t bring back the Robin. Just don’t. Remember, we’re repopulating the automotive world. There’s just too much chance the P1 will get blistering drunk at the car-bar one night, take home the Robin and accidentally get it pregnant. We don’t need to see what that offspring looks like. Let’s keep the new automotive

I haven’t watched it yet, but I just saw this new show that came out called “Cuban Chrome”. Your wish is granted!

You know what, it’s for the better. I’d rather they be talking on the phone and smacking their kids at the same time as driving this than driving a Yukon or an Escalade. At least when they smash into you with the Subaru it won’t hurt as much.

Would love to be a fly on the wall when Honda, engineering powerhouse and creator of such things as the magnificent S2000 and perennial best-selling accord, approached Isuzu and said “Hey guyz, you know that trooper that you got? Can we has please?” Isuzu must have shit their pants. “Really? The trooper? Did I hear

“Peeled and rolled in salt” is my new favorite phrase.

Not worth 5k, but I so badly want this car. As a matter of fact, I want a collection of pristine examples of the worst cars ever, heavily weighted towards the darkest days of GM in the late late 70’s to early eighties, where the bean counters so fully ran the show that they could steamroll the interior designers into

I think that is the most beautiful 911 I have ever seen. The lines are so clean and something about those wheels, the hubcaps, the stance of the car, and the camera angle is just perfect. I hope whoever owns it now kept those hubcaps. And I am I really saying “those are beautiful hubcaps” on a car enthusiast site???

Isn’t it also completely unheard of to change the design of a part and NOT give it a new part number? From what I’ve read, GM changed the design of the part and just started shipping the new design which was visually identical (down to the same part number) as the old one. Someone somewhere had to deliberately make a

Taco Bell? I'm surprised Guy Fieri has not asked for the recipe.

I actually really like that feature. You can have heat blasting on your feet and modulate the temperature of the air coming out at your face so it’s not 90 degrees. I use it constantly, every day. I set the base temp to 75 or so and then adjust the little wheel rather than the temperature controls if I’m feeling a

Required equipment if you drive a vehicle like God intended, with a manual transmission.

Goddamn, it looks like that car is trying to KILL HIM, every FIVE SECONDS. The car is saying "Not dead yet? How about NOW? How about NOW? How about NOW?" and every time the dude yanks it back from the brink like a boss.

Perfect!

Meh. Better is relative. Has the manual which will undoubtedly soothe any worries regarding unexpected muli-thousand SMG repairs, but it's got a lot of Falling Price Falling Quality (FPFQ) giant red flags, namely the fake carbon fiber appliques (rear valence and, Dear God, WHY, even the M5 logo). Blacked out

Don't buy a new stealth bomber right now. Wait until the LRS-B has been bombing for a couple years, and you can probably get a good deal on a certified pre-owned B2. Let the pentagon take the big depreciation hit. Really, most girls won't know the difference between a used B2 and new LRS-B anyway. They'll

Love my element and will keep it until it crumbles to dust. There is nothing else that came before or after that has the same versatility. Had to scour the planet to find one with a stick, and I've never seen another. With the stick shift that falls right into your hand where you expect it to be, and the upright