I read until I got to this:

There are some not-fun side effects from some bp meds, but the good thing about bp meds is that there are A BAJILLION* of them. So if one doesn't suit you, there's more to choose from. I found out that the most common side effects of two of the most common bp meds hit me hard (-pril can make you cough, -pine can…

I had the grilled version of this when I was doing low carb. It was DELICIOUS. DELICIOUS I TELL YOU!!!

I feel like this Bridezilla thing has been blown waaaay out of proportion, thanks to articles like this and cleverly edited tv shows. NOT EVERY BRIDE IS BRIDEZILLA! NOT EVER BRIDE WHO FREAKS OUT ON HER WEDDING DAY IS BRIDEZILLA!

YOUR USERNAME IS BOTH APPROPRIATE AND A LITTLE CREEPY, IN THE CONTEXT OF YOUR COMMENT.

::FLAIL!::

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!!

Jezzie Georgians! We should have a support group. And by support group, I mean "group that meets at a bar and drinks."

::*throws away invite to klewless dinner party*::

Or dehydrated into fat jerky!

Hmmm...water bath canning?

But now the snail has tasted human blood!!! FLEE! FLEE BEFORE THE BLOOD-THIRSTY SNAIL!!!

SAFE! Has flange.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWD, are you still HEEERRRREEE????

Thanks for the mansplanation!

Dangit, I just made that joke. Didn't even see yours!

Kind of a niche market, then.

Yeah, it's a delicate enough procedure without introducing more hardware into the mix.

What? I don't see...what???