I read until I got to this:

There are some not-fun side effects from some bp meds, but the good thing about bp meds is that there are A BAJILLION* of them. So if one doesn't suit you, there's more to choose from. I found out that the most common side effects of two of the most common bp meds hit me hard (-pril can make you cough, -pine can…

I had the grilled version of this when I was doing low carb. It was DELICIOUS. DELICIOUS I TELL YOU!!!

Yep yep - adding my voice to the "I was just coming here to say that" chorus. Use it or lose it - if they were getting enough vitamin C from their diet, the energy used to make vitamin C in our bodies could be better allocated elsewhere. Mutations build up, and no adverse reason to select against them.

I feel like this Bridezilla thing has been blown waaaay out of proportion, thanks to articles like this and cleverly edited tv shows. NOT EVERY BRIDE IS BRIDEZILLA! NOT EVER BRIDE WHO FREAKS OUT ON HER WEDDING DAY IS BRIDEZILLA!

YOUR USERNAME IS BOTH APPROPRIATE AND A LITTLE CREEPY, IN THE CONTEXT OF YOUR COMMENT.

::FLAIL!::

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!!

Jezzie Georgians! We should have a support group. And by support group, I mean "group that meets at a bar and drinks."

::*throws away invite to klewless dinner party*::

Or dehydrated into fat jerky!

Hmmm...water bath canning?

Why does this series even PRETEND to be based on the books? All they did was steal the character names and make up their own stories. They could have done that with different names. Called it REDNECK SOUTHERN VAMPIRE CHRONICLES, or something.

Why be cremated first? Kill two birds with one stone! You'll make for a spectacular show! Until someone has to clean up the remains, I guess.

But now the snail has tasted human blood!!! FLEE! FLEE BEFORE THE BLOOD-THIRSTY SNAIL!!!

SAFE! Has flange.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWD, are you still HEEERRRREEE????

Thanks for the mansplanation!

Dangit, I just made that joke. Didn't even see yours!