When I was dating my husband, he ate some cashews before kissing me on the cheek once. My cheek got a big, fat, itchy, red welt on it, and ever since, he's afraid to be anywhere near me after eating nuts. Nut allergies are just SO SUPER FUN!

I cried just reading your description, without even watching the video. I'm at work! Must maintain my cool professionalism!

If they were honest, "Spring" would taste like benedryl and kleenex.

Haaa! I had completely forgotten about that!

Was this a thought experiment kind of game or did you actually...*hurk*...make and EAT them???

Ha! As a straight feminist, I feel the same way!

"Why...hellooooo there..."

Can someone please explain why Kate Moss was judged to be in need of a body double?

Many thanks! I am usually forever-grey...LIKE MY TORTURED SOUL...

*hork*

Dude, I would eat the HELL out of sriracha oreos.

Yes.

Why do I feel like Nabisco is just going to start trolling Lindy now, just so she'll have to taste test whatever they make?

Oh I know...I made a sad face at that little girl's sweet optimism. Bless her naive little heart.

Ah, I see the problem. Someone sat on your pie. Throw the evil pie-sitter out of your home, and this problem will go away.

Typical female: if he's not powerful, successful, popular or otherwise appealing, just throw him under a bus.

CEREAL WITH WATER??? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER IS THIS???

Can't...absorb...that much...cuteness...

Franzia

Soo...lack of communication, lack of respect...

They should change the name to Forever40 then!