The best part of sleepovers is that I can get my parents to buy ALL THE EGGS and BACON and SUGARY CEREAL and PANCAKES ("but Dad, that's what white kids eat!").

You can take my sleepovers, but you'll never take my Girl Talk!

She has at least a 3 year statute to sue 24 hour fitness for personal injury and I hope her claim has at least 6 zeros attached to it. Make those fuckers bleed.

#teamkanye

How many people on this thread are actually into hip hop? Really truly into it. How many heard Sugar Hill Gang and their whole world changed? How many of you still think that Beat Street is hip hop. How many followed the path of the dj, the mc, and the dancer? I just...if think Mackelmore is hip hop than I cannot…

Like, I get on Kanye for his misogyny and his colorstruck-ness, but I will always appreciate his honesty and how he's just so passionately himself. I like that he has a loud presence. He makes grand proclamations. I like that he makes people who expect false humility uncomfortable. I'm very #TeamKanye

I've always appreciated the fact that Kanye really wears his heart on his sleeve and is completely candid about stuff that most celebrities probably think but don't say out loud. Aside from the Kim stuff, most of what he said here is on point but I'm sure it will get that "hahaha Kanye ranting again!" narrative from…

I'm just here to say I think Kanye made some really great points here, and even though he cannot always articulate himself as he wants to (by his own admission), the beliefs that back up his statements endear him to me a lot.

I like to write short stories. It's always been a just for fun thing but recently I was thinking of trying to get a collection of them published but I always felt inferior to novel writers in my mind. This gives me a new outlook :)

Oh please. Where is the pubic hair, stretch marks, ingrown hairs, uneven labia - or any labia at all? And there's a thigh gap so big you could walk through it.
Way to promote unrealistic standards of crotch beauty, Jezebel.

I want her to run for president like woah, but I'd rather see her put in some solid work in the Senate first. It would strengthen her case if she can be a bad ass senator for longer. Also, Congress is so effed up that we desperately need her integrity, intelligence, and backbone there.

Do you think posting a long, detailed account of making bombs or stockpiling firearms in a dorm, published to this account, would be ok? No, it would not. That person would kicked out in a fucking second. But this is rape, so it's different? It's violence against women, so it doesn't matter? What the fuck is wrong…

I like Hillary and all, but I swear, the left's premature ejaculation over her candidacy is what makes me want to scream even louder when I see something like THIS. Let's expand the field, maybe? So a fresher-faced woman with some pretty serious guts like this can have a shot? Can my fellow "liberals" be more open…

When an individual is considered an imminent threat to persons or property, the Dean of Students, the Director of Residential Life, or their designated representatives may invoke an immediate suspension from housing and/or the University, to be followed within a reasonable period of time, under the particular…

Sorry, but this is way too specific and the tone is way too on point for me to buy this as a hoax.

Well, I am a lady writer and I can tell you that there's a very valid reason to only read straight cis men: A writer can only write with a penis. Literally.

No.

You know, the best way to truly stick it to her is to find out what school her kid attends, and then volunteer to be a guest speaker where you share your experiences being bullied in 8th grade, and how you were able to overcome them to have this glamorous life. Give specific examples without naming names, imagining…

This is how you know you live in a city. You see a cat dressed as a shark riding a Roomba, and all you can think is, "Fuck, look at that counter space."

I'm a Christian in Louisiana, who happens to be a Libertarian. But I seriously want to open a Buddhist school to just piss off all of the bigots that give Christianity a bad name.