There goes my dream of seeing Chrisopher Lee play King Haggard in a live action Last Unicorn

Maybe the issue wasn't that you were planning to write a rape scene, but that the only purpose for your rape scene was to motivate a male character. It's not the rape scene that's the problem. It's the fact that you, the author, should have more respect for your characters than to simply make them objects that you use…

I doubt it was organized crime because Indiana has the same “Other and unspecified events of uncertain intent and their sequelae.” I think they died in bizarre gardening accidents and the authorities said, “Best leave it unsolved.”

The scots also have the Boobrie, which is essentially the Scottish chupacabra (except that its a shapeshifting great auk).

How long before we get a ‘My Little Kelpie’ dark and gritty cinematic universe reboot?

Wrong:

When can we expect them to get the leash gene like dogs?

Han, Purple.

I'm a time traveller...

If you're worried Tim Burton can't make a scary movie, you should be glad they've taken the Saw writers off the project...because they can't either.

You missed one:

drooling on cue. as a classical musician, i can vouch for the fact that a "kitchen" and "piano room" are all we actually need.

Salli was like, "fuck you...fuck you."

Never forgive. Never forget.

The thing I noticed when living there, the river is always green, they just dye it a different shade for St. Patrick's Day.

"Does making men think they're going to potentially have sex with Scarlett Johansson constitute cruelty to animals in some way?"

Holy shit.