Living deep in the bible-belt and being a 30-something, vagina-having, marriage-free, childless, world traveling, home owning, sex liking woman with no plans to change any of those things, I get the "why buy the cow" comment quite often.

Between the homophobia, stray pet killing, and the fact that there will be no new Archer episodes for 3 weeks, I'm staying away from these Olympics. I usually only watch it for hockey and it's not like Team USA is gonna medal in that this year.

Dude. Homeless people are a problem too but you don't see me giving them Popov vodka laced with Chinese dog food. Not that I don't do it, you just don't see me doing it.

You mean it'll cost $5...

"and et voila"

Whenever I watch TPIR, I always wish more ladies would remember to wear their jumping-up-and-down bras.

I'll summarize my point by telling you that you are wrong.

1) I honestly think you should read up on the concept of rape culture - rape jokes feed into a system that does not punish rape or take rape seriously, and in fact supports rape. I don't mean this in a rude way because you seem very intelligent, just not educated on the topic, so I think you would be interested in…

Dat's some Da Vinci Code shit right there.

Oh. My. God.

Now, hasn't anyone seen this symbol before?

Yes, most women (and any sex book worth the paper it's printed on) will tell you that circumference is usually more important than length, and that the vagina is most sensitive in the first few inches. This isn't a new thing. I'm glad that we finally have 3D images and science to understand why these things are as…