ELWIV
Lyndy Watkins
ELWIV

Zee color temperature of zee lights must be precisely 5100 degeres Kelvin. Zee table clothz must be of zee finest white linen. Zee edges must be square. Vee must play music; zis music must be hip unt cool. Zee hipness to cool ratio must be between 1.7:1. Also, zee Tvitter is imperative. Vee must recieve at least 32

No complaints here.

Didn't Buffet also say something along the lines of:

Best White cars?

Dear Europe,

Driven to insanity, indeed, my cynical friend. Thanks for giving me my laugh of the day! I was a little worried amidst all of the positive responses I was getting that someone wasn't going to absolutely lose it!

It's like wake boarding but with a more surfboard like board. It's also more fun

Wake surfing is basically surfing behind a wakeboard boat (similar to a waterski boat but designed to make large waves or "wake" behind them). The boat is only driven 10mph or so so that it never gets on a plane and the wake curls over itself roughly 10 feet behind the boat. This basically creates a permanent wave

But Mini's do this all the time!

Any idea what model this is? It appears as if it was RWD. I think it may be the Balboni.