I think your complaining about a tech writer's critique of a tech company on a tech blog might be even bigger. But hey, you got to use an overused expression, so bonus hip points to you!

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No complaints here.

So its $300? You didn't cite this article so I don't know where you're getting your price tag from.

Point is moot. Here you go -

Didn't Buffet also say something along the lines of:

Putting all politics aside, if a government shutdown is so painful and hurts so many people, wouldn't the rational conclusion be that perhaps government is too big?

Awesome way to refute a point. You really got me there.

You mean locked up... in a safe? Sounds dangerous.

That's actually the point. It's A LOCKED SAFE.

And, since there is no such thing as "race" - the falsest of False Science concepts - the map is entirely bogus!

You don't always go Rollerblading (tm), you are inline skating. Blow your nose in a facial tissue, not always a Kleenex (tm). I've got plastic containers, not Tupperware (tm). Taser has become a catch-all term for stun guns. Just like Mace is a catch all for defense sprays.

Best White cars?

This post is pure crap.

Dear Europe,

This was posted on gizmodo 10 days ago.http://gizmodo.com/magically-turn…& here is a screencap

I think that by 2013, making fun of the way people with disabilities interact with their electronic devices and Apple's push to innovate in this field to cater to all types of disabilities, will be the next douchey thing.