So she's supposed to stop living her life because an accident happened?

Vorsprung donk technik.

Donk'd Evoque wannabe?

I call it the Audi "Donkmaster".

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!

Sorry, some people like to be able to, you know, drive their cars over speed bumps and up driveways.

Think this change will make me finally buy a mustang, because in the pothole shit-tastic roads of Houston that i drive on, a solid rear axle wasn't really doing it for me, and with a bit of sound deadening, this will be the perfect Grand Touring car that i've always wanted but has never been made. With it losing some…

There is not enough meh in the world to describe this snoozemobile.

You know that everyone that saw those were thinking the exact same thing.

Really? Like, this is a thing you are saying because you think that it is important to share? On a car blog?

You must be a blast at parties.

Vampire Fang?

People are willing to pay $100,000 plus for a Nissan. I'd rather have a Viper for that money.

I am going to go ahead and say that nobody wants this plastic slathered mess of an engine bay. This looks like where all of the shitty plastic engine covers ever made went to die.

Who is Ralph Gilles? Seriously? You know you're on Jalopnik right?

Let's be honest here, the Colorado manual is going to be terrible. A ~180HP 4cylidner driving a 4200 lb truck is not going to be enjoyable, even with a stick. Hills? Downshift. Pulling up into your driveway? Downshift. Trying to get over a speed-bump? Downshift. They might as well not even put in over-drive, or…

Rwd only truck is useless. Good try though gm. I never enjoyed anything as much as a 4wd 5 speed.

To most hard core pickup guys, its gotta be manual and its gotta be 4X4. At least where I come from. On a side note I'd personal would like to see the return of the 4X4 lever instead of the button or nob selection.

Gets manual-equipped mid-size truck

I honestly thought they did already, sometime last year...