Wish number 1: Asteroid misses the Earth?

Great White approves?

That's the yard where I picked out the granite for my bathroom remodel. I recognize those way overgrown palm trees.

@Dr Durdon: I saw those redesign drawings too. Why does it still have a SIM card slot if it's going to be CDMA?

If the AT&T iPhone exclusivity was ending tomorrow, don't you think Sprint and T-Mobile would be making announcements too? I'm sure they want a piece of iPhone sales too.

How about those glasses that gave the wearer constant orgasms in "The Game" on Star Trek TNG? How do you beat constant orgasms?

See?

These look just like the ones my dad got from the doctor after his cataract surgery.

Maybe a Verizon 3G iPad? AT&T still has 358 days of iPhone exclusivity in their contract with Apple.

@Smashbrosboy: Well, I hope selling "several" of them is enough for Polaroid to turn a profit.

And how are you going to put THAT in your pocket? Oh Polaroid, your time has passed. Can't you just go away gracefully? Do you have to be the technological equivalent of Brett Favre?

This is why we can't have nice things.

James T. Kirk learned this. But remember, it's only the tears of really hot women.

Which one of those buttons calls your mother to come pick you up?

@jboy06: Cowardice was nothing to do with the ability to seek help and get better. It's the darkness that Bill wrote about that holds you back from reaching out and getting the help you deserve. DO NOT LET THE DARKNESS WIN.

So, so sad. This is why pedophiles should be locked away forever. The psychological damage they do destroys lives.

@fughedaboudit: Yes, but millions of dollars in revenue from sales usually cancels out ridiculous decades old disagreements.

Why WOULDN'T The Beatles want to be on iTunes? Didn't they sell like a million Beatles songs the first week?

@ripfire: Even a proprietary cable to connect the two is better than wedging in a dock in the back.

For $14, I want the whole friggin' universe, or at the least, the Milky Way Galaxy.