Looks like just exhaust stains.  Could get those (if the Falcon ran on coal) pretty darn quick.  

Can’t argue with that logic.

There is also a teapot in the trunk.

I recently had my hair cut by a flat earther. Spent a good half an hour explaining how the earth is round, and that I have physically seen the curvature of the earth with my own eyes. He still said he was skeptical.

Congratulations, I thought I’d already read the most absurd comment I was going to today.

Well, lets see. The asteroid belt it will be in close orbit with contains approximately a giga mega shit ton more “toxic” elements by exponential factor.

It was a test flight to gather data. They needed weight in the rocket before the real thing. The orbit was not calculated right so it is in an unplanned orbit. And the center core did not land right. They will go through all the data. Normally they send a lump of concrete up. But what fun would that be? One of…

The space laser that Musk will use to hold the world hostage. The Tesla is just a cover story so he could get the laser into space.

It’s on a long solar orbit. We’ll never have to deal with it again.

Hawt take bro.

I have the California title in my office in Nevada, car physically located somewhere past mars.

Source: I work for a large four lettered Government space agency

Runs when parked in orbit. Bring your own trailer Space Shuttle.

NLRB?

Probably treated everything with this:

You’d be surprised how many dumbfuck’s from other countries have been commenting as well. Surprisingly, America does not hold the rights to idiotic statements and thinking, it just seems that way.

Ran when launched into space.

For sale, Testa Roadster, second owner, 380 million miles, no low ballers, I know what I have.

Flat-Earthers are out in full force lately, and it’s absolutely adorable.