Stupidity's mandatory for you, huh?

How long is that thing? Is it articulated halfway through?!

What the hell is that?

And that distorted fapping sound comes from furries. :rolleyes:

Scrap the fighters and go for all nukes? That's plausible (NOT).

And dogfights were out way before Vietnam happened too...OH, wait.

I'm rich enough to be able to destroy an expensive car. Being able to do that...might make that guy happy.

Have you seen the price of gas? Do you expect it to go down in the future?

What's wrong with the singularity?

Ugliest ever? What, the Pontiac Aztek is a beauty queen?

Why must the new Focus Econetic be fun to drive?

Are you saying Jalopnik lies?

+2.

"I don’t care what you say about me, just spell my name right" — P.T. Barnum ?

Ending poverty shouldn't be too hard? How do you figure?

Yup.

They're already warned us not the cross the streams in the Ghostbusters, didn't they? :)

Were you going for the "parts bin" part of the "special" part?

Very good point.

That could be a Su-24 as well.