ironically - Netflix seems to have pulled this one directly off the actual Amazon

did you guys see that Liam Neeson movie about the plane? what the fuck is this dude doing? Nic Cage needs to call him up and be like, "Bruh...."

no..i'm able to somehow (what feels like) flex my sinuses really hard. you can't even see my face move - the nose just starts to gush. needless to say, i never have to work on weekends or pay for my dinner.

i can bleed on demand from my nose. like gush blood from nostril - which is insanely more useful than you think.

yeah i don't know. is the strategy is to award the city that has the least compunction to better itself - the olympics, to spur drastic improvement to the city and lives therein?

did some ho improvement over the weekend...installed some new tits on my girlfriend, and painted her nails. really took her curb appeal to the next level

i smoke cold turkeys in a top of the line Green Egg and people say its addictive...

got caught ejaculating in the ejector seat...now they see me as their equal, and treat me thusly

i just made a vagina look like a reeeaal asshole.

much like the Ronald McDonald of the scientific community..

no - they saw i wasn't an outnumbered, defenseless female - and passed on the opportunity.

no then? - i thought not

kind of...

i hope you get beat to boredom by a gaggle of east indian pillow-fists

hey guys...can anyone name one legitimate contribution deGrasse has given to advance science in any direction? haha - he's just a clown stuck in a larger clown's body - spewing commandeered words from his fag puffer...

you must be stuck in '95...on weed?

what do you think?

like...is it racist to say East Indians - from a generality - can't throw hands worth a shit?

well it does...there is just no connection to the article.

is that Hindi?