i stockpile menstruation of finality, like the menopausal sauce of genesis in giant zip-lock baggies, that are meticulously cataloged by age, consistency, viscosity and clarity. these are all available for viewing in a recently remodeled climate controlled library in my lawn shed...

tie a hose to a satelite...pipe that shit out. (done)

I'll just leave this here...literally

"i live in a wigwam - down by the river" - Matt "sees his lashes" Foley

SHOTS FIRED!...your move 'modo.

what the hell is this shit comment?

*FART!*

i was in Japan all last week...Tokyo. stepped into a store and this cat was all up my rect about some shit i couldn't understand - so i raged in there. it took like 4 workers to hold me back, i felt like a godzilla in reverse. i was head and shoulders above them all, and was raging with impunity in that little shop. i…

haha what, baby? - i'm chillin'...

what about Captain Miller's Gum Mirror?

probably instagram a nike sign for em to print on mine...

i have always been drawn to alleys, whether for their seediness, or for their isolated personality. where i live now has no alley, it is yard to yard- and i find myself missing the alley.

coincidentally, mechanical nano-lance is my porn name...

well when you see a 5'2" bar bouncer, let me know

well puff - he's 5'2" so...no you did not dignify

when you really boil it down to its simplest parts...why do people want to hurt each other? - like for real.

i'm not gonna lie, i just googled "ROK marine images" and just saw what looked like a bunch of humpty dumpties crying in a circle.

why are all North Koreans so damn frumpy, and soft looking? - you show me a buff ass north korean who looks like they could hold their own in a bar fight, and i'll show you face of surprise and disbelief.

why do all asians look alike?

yeah yeah...i taught a baboon to run his fingers through my hair, and how to clean up after himself - best thing i have ever done.