saw chick on a woodsy bike path, peddling drugs on her menstrual cycle...

shout out to all my homies who whisk with a fork 100% of the time

i pulled up on time in a late model drinking modelo with a watch model

i'm sure that is true to a degree...but what works, at least for me - is, "where do i know that voice from?" "why does that voice sound familiar?" it's never man, that voice sounds so nice - i mean, who really thinks that Jeff Daniels' voice sounds aurally beautiful, or thinks that a product must have great quality…

Have the Chinese tried this - to alleviate their smog problems?

perhaps you're right...but many of these voices that i hear on commercials - i just go...where do i know that voice from, then i sit there and try to discern who owns that voice, and every second i am thinking of that, i am unintentionally thinking of the product or company's advert...for instance: i am pretty certain…

ok, but Waits sued because of people ripping his musical likeness, right? can you sue someone that simply profits from doing an impersonation of you?

this is a little off-topic - but i had this idea the other day. you know how big companies pay well-known celebrities to use their voice in their commercials? i don't have numbers in front of me, but i assume it is millions, in some cases. well why (instead of paying the celebrity to speak on their commercials) don't…

yes you're right...but i also would choose her if a DNA analyst just said - "the suspect's DNA shows that it is a white woman - mid - to late thirties, brown hair and eyes, and about 5'6" - you know what i'm saying?

well i think you are a little liberal with accurate as a term...i mean, i know where cheeks go, and that there should be a jawline at the bottom of the face - but all that aside..........would ya?

i suppose if accurate means: white woman, brown hair - eyes and a nose, then i suppose it is surprisingly accurate...

haha - i hope the other results are far better than the title picture.

that dude with the crucifix is on a trip...i would have went with a sword, or an ax - cuz that shit ain't gonna cut it.

and you have to get over that "behavior" hurdle.

just give it a little "tappy"

thank you.

You're a transistor.

you spiteful, little bastard - i'm sorry you read my skepticism as an open invitation to play tummy-sticks. i drive a dodge stratus, sweetie - now what does fucking science have to say about that?

jonah hill could smash it...

FINE!